So you've got two penises - all guys should be so lucky. Life is good. Or so the other guys think. But being biphallic - i.e., having two cocks - isn't a piece of cake. You never have a free hand when jacking off. You go through condoms and lube twice as fast. And you have to take twice as much Viagra to get them up. Nevertheless, you've got to admit you're doubly blessed. Are you making the most of your extraordinary assets? Here are some tips to make sure you don't sell yourself short.

Double Your Pleasure, Double Her Fun One of the main advantage of having two penises is that you can simultaneously penetrate a woman's asshole and pussy at the same time. Most men require the help of a dildo or another male to satisfy their partners in this way.

The important thing to remember is to make sure you use one cock for the vagina only, and the other for the ass. Pick one for each hole and stick with it. Otherwise, if you switch back and forth, she can get ass germs in her coochie, which can lead to vaginal infections. She certainly won't appreciate that.

Stroke While You Poke For extra fun during sex, you can masturbate with one dick while you fuck your girlfriend with the other. Go for a double money shot - you can come both in and on her at the same time if you're really coordinated. Fuck her doggy style with one cock while you spray a load on her back with the other. Or fuck her in the missionary position and cum on her stomach or tits with the other cock. If you're a super shooter, maybe you can even give her a facial.

Double Wide There's another kind of dual penetration - getting two dicks into the same orifice. The trick to this is not to try to jam them both in at once. That won't get you very far. Let's say you want to double fuck your girlfriend's pussy. Insert one dick and screw away for a while until she gets relaxed, her hole is stretched out, and she's primed and begging for more. Withdraw your inserted dick most of the way, and bring your other dick up alongside it. Press the second cock head against the inserted shaft and begin to push them both together into the pussy.

Go slow, and if you need to, add some additional lubrication. Keep pushing steadily until you get the second cock head inside her. Rest a minute and let her get stretched out again, then push onward. Once you have both dicks worked up inside her, you can fuck as usual. She'll enjoy the feeling of fullness, while you'll enjoy the extra pressure exerted by her vagina, plus the friction of one dick rubbing against another inside her.

Oral Sex For the man with two cocks, the ideal situation is to have two women sucking you off, one for each dick. Imagine two women going down on you at once, two tongues each encircling a knob, each mouth working a cock into a frenzy of bliss.

If you only have one girlfriend available, you can jack off one dick while she blows the other. Or have her give you a hand job while she sucks you off. That way, she can swallow one load while you give her a pearl necklace with the other. Spew your cum, and have her eat it too.

Two-on-One If you can get two women to suck you off, you've got it made. Fucking two women is even better, but it can get a little awkward with all those bodies and limbs so close together. Your best bet is to get the women to face each other while each impales herself on one of your cocks. They may have to press up against each other a bit, or entwine their legs. But that's all good. You get the bonus of a little girl-on-girl action while you're getting it on with them.

While you're fucking two pussies, try to keep your thrusting as symmetrical as possible, or else alternate your thrusts evenly between your two cocks. You don't want one woman to feel like she's getting the short end of the dick. Girls are competitive and they will definitely pick up on it if you are favoring one cunt over the other.

Avoiding Pitfalls

• Don't get obsessed with simultaneous orgasms. Some guys get too concerned with having both their dicks shoot off at the same time. It's OK if they come at different rates. They don't have to do everything together.
   
• Don't compete with yourself. Is one cock longer than the other? Does one shoot farther? So what? Don't fall into the trap of comparing your boys. Consider them a team. When taking measurements, average their statistics, or better yet, add them together. That way, instead of having 6 inches and 7 inches, you've got over a foot of man meat.
   
• Don't play favorites. Do you find yourself wanking harder on one dick? Using one penis as your primary fuck tool? Try to give your cocks equal attention. Neglect one regularly and you may find it lets you down when you need it. Keep them both in prime condition by giving them balanced workouts.
   
• Don't let it go to your head(s). Not all guys have the advantage of having two cocks, so try to be gracious about your double endowment. While having two dicks can be challenging, don't expect a lot of sympathy for your condition. It's a problem most guys can only wish they had.