Top 10 Reasons Not to Have Sex
With a Leprechaun
10. It's impossible to get those green spooge stains out of the sheets.
9. He keeps offering to "frost your Lucky Charms".
8. Can never find the right size rubbers.
7. He can grant you a wish, but for some reason, still can't make you
6. Smurfs can keep it up longer.
5. You get tired of hearing "Suck my shamrock!"
4. Not as magically delicious as he claimed to be.
3. Uses the "Fuck me, I'm Irish" line to hit on every girl he meets.
2. His idea of foreplay is reciting dirty limericks.
1. Size matters.